Friday, July 23, 2010

If baby Seals contained Oil would George Bush wage a Holy war of terror on them too?

Racer; if...ahem...sorry...





Gamma;





If ';NAVY'; seals contained oil...


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.If baby Seals contained Oil would George Bush wage a Holy war of terror on them too?
If we could squeeze oil out of gamma rays consider it on buddy!If baby Seals contained Oil would George Bush wage a Holy war of terror on them too?
Yes. It's a good thing that Iran doesn't have any oil...
That's what he wants to do with the Alaskan oil fields. Do caribous and grizzly bears contain any oil? They're doomed, too, then.
Shhhhhh...don't give him any ideas!
Yes, probably
No. But using your twisted logic, I know between liberal loudmouths Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell we would have enough oil in them to no longer rely on Mideast oil-producing states for our oil and gas supply for an entire millenium.
You libs really need to get off the whole oil thing. It's really old and pathetic. If we were there for the oil, I'd have 6 barrels of it in my backyard by now.
Word just in!





President Bush ok's slaughter of baby seals in pursuit of oil!





When asked about this at a press confrence earlier today the President responded;





';We believe that the Tally-ban are using them to smuggle Weapons of Mass Destruction and if they are, by golly we've got an obligation to protect the rest of the world from those little rascals!';





Inside sources say that the tip-off concerning the use of the baby seals came from a question asked on Yahoo Answers.





More on this story later, back to you Bill........
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lol
Most definately. But the baby seals would win. They would pummel him to death with their whiskery snouts.
o theres no doubt about it
probably
You said the ';O'; word. Don't stand near your door, there'll be an army coming from GWB to kick your door in, kill your family, take your riches, then tell you how lucky you are now you are living in a free democratic society.
No...but they would probably get a nice tax cut.

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